I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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