let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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