just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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