Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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