i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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