Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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