girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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