Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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