I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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