omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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