so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You made out with two different species that night
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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