But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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