dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
