If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yo dont text me then not text me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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