it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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