Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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