I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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