Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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