How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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