i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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