Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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