3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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