I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
How's work?
Spinning.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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