Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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