I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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