i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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