Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
what is it with giant penises always finding me
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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