We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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