Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
