I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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