i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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