I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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