scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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