doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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