The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
