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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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