"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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