Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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