I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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