ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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