i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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