glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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