Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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