My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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