i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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