yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
false alarm, still single
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