hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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