ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
why does every cop we meet know your name?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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