fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
