I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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