Everything about him screamed your future.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My dick has a subreddit
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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