Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's the barista slut.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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