Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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