Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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